February 06 2013
And here we go...
... #10 - You can trade an old 44-footer for a new 22.
#9 - You can keep one boat at home and have another for when you're on the road.
#8 - If you admire a friend's boat and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.
#7 - Your primary boat doesn't mind if you keep another boat for a backup.
#6 - Your boat will stay with you even if you run out of energy.
#5 - A boat will give you the closet and store its stuff in the garage.
#4 - Boats function normally every day of the month.
#3 - A boat doesn't ask , "Does my faded gelcoat make me look ugly?"
#2 - A boat doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.
And the Number One reason why men prefer boats over women.....
#1 - You can buy a cover for your boat!